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Fathers Day funny wishes

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Fathers Day funny wishes

Bob: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
David: I love it!
Bob: Why?
David: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!
Happy Fathers Day 2015

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Fathers Day funny wishes

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Son: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!
Happy Fathers Day 2015

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Fathers Day funny wishes

 

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Happy Fathers Day 2015

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Fathers Day funny wishes

 

What is the father’s day for a little child? It’s just like another Mother’s day to him, the only difference, however, is that you don’t need to spend so much.
Happy Fathers Day 2015

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Fathers Day funny wishes

Once a son asked for another glass full of water to his father, the father said that he already has given 10 glasses of water. The son replied that “Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”
Happy Fathers Day 2015